I don't think there's ever been someone with as much presence as Elvis Presley, I mean if he walked into a room I think everyone would be looking at only him. Even when he was dying and through all that when you looked at him it seemed all put together. It fascinates me.

Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he still couldn't make me laugh.

I don't think more concentration is required for Robert De Niro to do what he does as for Jim Carrey to do what he does.

I just voted for Jesse Jackson !

This is how you answer a door in my neighborhood. WHO IS IT?

You can't let the good things people say make you feel too good, because you're going to let the bad things make you feel bad.

All men are sculptors, constantly chipping away the unwanted parts of their lives, trying to create their idea of their masterpiece.