I'm in a whole different part of show business. I'm not even part of Shakespeare in Love.

When I'm doing stand-up, it's just me depending on me. I know how to go out there and make people laugh. I've been doing it since I was a teenager. I trust my instincts. I just go out and talk. A lot of the time I let the material come from the top of my head.

In a movie like this, the relationship between the two guys is crucial. It sinks or swims on how these two guys are together. I think we did a good job.

The white man gets all the best catchphrases!

I can figure out which Spice Girl I wanna impregnate.

Whenever I am on camera or doing anything on mic, I don't have any process at all. I just do it and, when I'm finished, it goes away. There is no process. I wish there were some techniques to it. I just turn it on and off, and then I go home.

The only reason I did Showtime was Robert De Niro. I definitely consider him to be in the top 5 all time actors.