I'm in a whole different part of show business. I'm not even part of Shakespeare in Love.

I ain't never been in no cell that had a phone in it. Can I stay for a while? I ordered some pizza.

This is a regional fair that attracts people from the surrounding counties and from further distances. The fair draws people from as far away as Albert Lea, Owatonna and the Twin Cities.

Making movies is time-consuming and it's boring. You spend most of your time waiting between takes. It's like a big machine that moves slowly.

Flowers are the fastest way to a woman's heart. Well, actually, the fastest way is through her rib cage, but flowers are a lot less messy.

You know you can't just run and shoot people in the knee-caps with double barreled shotgun 'cause you're pissed at them.

I’m a comedian who got into movies, so I don’t really think of myself as an actor.