I keep telling people I'll make movies until I'm fifty and then I'll go and do something else. I'm going to be a professional gentleman of leisure.

My life is nothing like the Daddy Day Care life. Me around the house is nothing like the Daddy Day Care dad.

I have enough of a sense to know what works for me and what doesn't, without going into some big thing and analyzing what I do. I'm in a position that allows me to do what I want to do, and I do it.

Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he still couldn't make me laugh.

I started out as an impressionist and that’s all about observing, how people move, their voice quality, their attitudes and quirks.

I keep telling people I'll make movies until I'm fifty and then I'll go and do something else. I'm going to be a professional gentleman of leisure.

The competitions are as much a part of the tradition as the actual dances.