I started out as an impressionist and that’s all about observing, how people move, their voice quality, their attitudes and quirks.

My first concert makes me sound like a real old man. My very first concert was Jackie Wilson.

I trip off it. You know what's interesting about the makeup is when you get up close and you know he's been working on your face, and you see where the makeup starts and it stops, and how seamless it is. You could look at it for hours.

I ain't never been in no cell that had a phone in it. Can I stay for a while? I ordered some pizza.

Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he still couldn't make me laugh.

My life is nothing like the Daddy Day Care life. Me around the house is nothing like the Daddy Day Care dad.

I keep telling people I'll make movies until I'm fifty and then I'll go and do something else. I'm going to be a professional gentleman of leisure.