I started out as a stand-up comedian. And that's what I'm most comfortable doing.

The only reason I did Showtime was Robert De Niro. I definitely consider him to be in the top 5 all time actors.

Flowers are the fastest way to a woman's heart. Well, actually, the fastest way is through her rib cage, but flowers are a lot less messy.

My life is nothing like the Daddy Day Care life. Me around the house is nothing like the Daddy Day Care dad.

In the original script, my character was a basketball player rather than a boxer. I didn't think I could pull that off. I'm a little short to be a basketball player!

I trip off it. You know what's interesting about the makeup is when you get up close and you know he's been working on your face, and you see where the makeup starts and it stops, and how seamless it is. You could look at it for hours.

Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he still couldn't make me laugh.