I just voted for Jesse Jackson !

The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people

My life is nothing like the Daddy Day Care life. Me around the house is nothing like the Daddy Day Care dad.

The thing about kids is that they express emotion. They don't hold back. If they want to cry, they cry, and if they are in a good mood, they're in a good mood.

I took my portrait that Kaufman did of me home from the Saturday Night Live TV set.

I'm 42 and the age of a guy who has kids, so I guess I'm playing right where I'm supposed to be. I'm comfortable with that, but in the same breath I'd do something edgy. If someone came to me and offered me an edgy and funny story, then I'd do it.

All men are sculptors, constantly chipping away the unwanted parts of their lives, trying to create their idea of their masterpiece.