My wife ain't gonna make love to me if I got no money!

I'm in a position that allows me to do what I want to do, and I do it.

Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he still couldn't make me laugh.

My life is nothing like the Daddy Day Care life. Me around the house is nothing like the Daddy Day Care dad.

All men are sculptors, constantly chipping away the unwanted parts of their lives, trying to create their idea of their masterpiece.

From the very beginning, I always tried to make dialogue flow comfortably; I always did that to make it seem more authentic.

I started out as an impressionist and that’s all about observing, how people move, their voice quality, their attitudes and quirks.