Beware the writer who always encloses the word *reality* in quotation marks: He's trying to slip something over on you. Or into you.

Tee Vee football: one team wins, one team loses -- they tie -- who cares? And why?

I always write with my .357 magnum handy. Why? Well, you never know when God may try to interfere.

It may be true that there are no atheists in foxholes. But you don't find many Christians there, either. Or, about as many of one as the other.

A life without tragedy would not be worth living.

I wouldn't trade a good horse for the best Rolls-Royce ever made -- unless I could trade the Rolls for two good horses.

Belief in the supernatural reflects a failure of the imagination.