People should realize we're jerks just like them.

Creativity and lateral thinking have exactly the same basis as humour.

Maybe the social value of truth is as a destination - so long as we do not assume we have arrived there.

I'm a very loyal and unreliable friend.

Teaching thinking for just five hours to unemployed youngsters increased employment 500 percent.

I'm in love with this country called "America." I'm a huge fan of America. I'm one of those annoying fans - you know, the ones that read the cd notes and follow you into bathrooms and ask you all kinds of annoying questions about why you didn't live up to that. I'm that kind of fan. I've read the Declaration of Independence, and I've read the Constitution of the United States, and they are some liner notes, dude.

You can analyse the past, but you need to design the future. That is the difference between suffering the future and enjoying it.