My mission in life is to make everybody as uneasy as possible. I think we should all be as uneasy as possible, because that's what the world is like.

All the things you can talk about in anyone's work are the things that are least important.

...my least favorite actress of all time, Helena Bonham Carter. I find her lack of a neck very off-putting and especially her acting.

I thought I'd be a librarian until I met some crazy ones.

Ideally, if anything [was] any good, it would be indescribable.

God knows, there's enough to worry about without worrying about worrying about things.

Only art means anything.