I’d like to discover life. Quite frankly I don’t know how to be happy. I have not a clue. I only serve — and I don’t say that with any grandeur. I just serve others through entertaining. That’s when I am happy. I’m not just delighted with myself when I’m entertaining, but I’m happier than when I’m not.

I can't explain chemistry. I really can't. I haven't got a clue what it's all about. It just happens. It's like falling in love. You can't explain why you fall in love or explain why it's this particular person.

All of the writing on '30 Rock' is a joy to go into. It's pretty hot stuff.

As a diabetic, I'm a walking picnic. I have to eat measured amounts of food at certain times.

You cannot tell an audience a lie. They know it before you do; before it's out of your mouth, they know it's a lie.

I love reviews. Anybody who tells you they don't read reviews is a liar.

Betty White is probably a very nice woman.