You cannot tell an audience a lie. They know it before you do; before it's out of your mouth, they know it's a lie.

I want to settle down this last time. I say last, because I don't think I'm in any condition to live a long time from now. The bell's gonna ring pretty soon.

I don't dislike the way I look. I think I look fine. I think I look extraordinary for 88. And I've got energy. Out of my way.

All of the writing on '30 Rock' is a joy to go into. It's pretty hot stuff.

You cannot tell an audience a lie. They know it before you do; before it's out of your mouth, they know it's a lie.

There will always be ladies who lunch. Always. And apparently they live a long time.

If you tell the truth all day long, you will end up in jail.