Betty White is probably a very nice woman.

All you have to do is say, 'I'm going home,' and you're the most popular girl at the party.

I love audiences. My God, the best friends in the world!

You cannot tell an audience a lie. They know it before you do; before it's out of your mouth, they know it's a lie.

I was so happy I didn't have to work that night. That was the truth, because show business is about the hardest profession in the world.

There will always be ladies who lunch. Always. And apparently they live a long time.

I care about money, very much. I want it. I don't ever want to be without it. My mother once said about me, 'Elaine has to have money.'