You can't be funny unless you're tragic, and you can't be tragic unless you're funny.

Drama drama drama. The public wants it, so let them get the whole ugly mess. Why not?

I never found anyone who could look after me as well as I could look after myself.

I get sick of saying how hard everything is. It's hard to get up in the morning. Everything's hard. Everything takes effort.

Well if I had my choice I would not - I wouldn't mind working with Alec Baldwin, but the mother role - I'm kidding. It's terrific. I'll tell you what happened with Alec Baldwin and myself. This is a couple acting together just this side of heaven. He's one of the best actors I've ever worked with in whole life. And I - I'm not overdoing it. I just think he's about the best around today. So I got lucky.

All you have to do is say, 'I'm going home,' and you're the most popular girl at the party.

I love reviews. Anybody who tells you they don't read reviews is a liar.