The mintage of wisdom is to know that rest is rust, and that real life is love, laughter, and work.
As a career, the business of an orthodox preacher is about as successful as that of a celluloid dog chasing an asbestos cat through hell.
The reward of a good deed is in having done it.
Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers.
We make our money out of our friends. Our enemies will not do business with us.
A college degree does not lessen the length of your ears; it only conceals it.