It's better to oversleep and miss the boat than get up early and sink.

The craze of genealogy is connected with the epidemic for divorce. If we can't figure out who our living relatives are, then maybe we'll have more luck with the dead ones.

I'm not lazy. I'm just really gifted, only instead of being good at music or math I'm good at sleeping late.

Sex is like petrol. It's a galvaniser, a wonderful fuel for starting a relationship.

Laughter is just like champagne -- only without the headache afterwards.

I think best in a hot bath, with my head tilted back and my feet up high.

For a single girl in London, luck isn't always a glass slipper that fits. Sometimes luck is a splash of mud from a passing bus.