It's better to oversleep and miss the boat than get up early and sink.

A massage is just like a movie, really relaxing and a total escape, except in a massage you're the star. And you don't miss anything by falling asleep!

I think best in a hot bath, with my head tilted back and my feet up high.

I'm not particularly keen on pity. Pity takes something away from grief. People think they're sharing it, but really they're just taking some. I prefer to keep my grief intact.

The craze of genealogy is connected with the epidemic for divorce. If we can't figure out who our living relatives are, then maybe we'll have more luck with the dead ones.

Laughter is just like champagne -- only without the headache afterwards.

Why does getting ahead always have to involve getting up early?