Holidays were invented so single women could overeat without feeling guilty.
Does breakfast in bed count as a morning workout?
It's better to oversleep and miss the boat than get up early and sink.
Sex is like petrol. It's a galvaniser, a wonderful fuel for starting a relationship.
A massage is just like a movie, really relaxing and a total escape, except in a massage you're the star. And you don't miss anything by falling asleep!
I'm not particularly keen on pity. Pity takes something away from grief. People think they're sharing it, but really they're just taking some. I prefer to keep my grief intact.