I have lived my life in the slipstream of experience

A massage is just like a movie, really relaxing and a total escape, except in a massage you're the star. And you don't miss anything by falling asleep!

Why does getting ahead always have to involve getting up early?

Holidays were invented so single women could overeat without feeling guilty.

I'm not lazy. I'm just really gifted, only instead of being good at music or math I'm good at sleeping late.

You can't run from feelings, Charity. You have to face them. Otherwise your future will look just like your past.

Does breakfast in bed count as a morning workout?