The craze of genealogy is connected with the epidemic for divorce. If we can't figure out who our living relatives are, then maybe we'll have more luck with the dead ones.

It's better to oversleep and miss the boat than get up early and sink.

I think best in a hot bath, with my head tilted back and my feet up high.

I'm not lazy. I'm just really gifted, only instead of being good at music or math I'm good at sleeping late.

A massage is just like a movie, really relaxing and a total escape, except in a massage you're the star. And you don't miss anything by falling asleep!

Holidays were invented so single women could overeat without feeling guilty.

For a single girl in London, luck isn't always a glass slipper that fits. Sometimes luck is a splash of mud from a passing bus.