The craze of genealogy is connected with the epidemic for divorce. If we can't figure out who our living relatives are, then maybe we'll have more luck with the dead ones.

I'm not particularly keen on pity. Pity takes something away from grief. People think they're sharing it, but really they're just taking some. I prefer to keep my grief intact.

I'm not lazy. I'm just really gifted, only instead of being good at music or math I'm good at sleeping late.

A massage is just like a movie, really relaxing and a total escape, except in a massage you're the star. And you don't miss anything by falling asleep!

It's not a luxury if you can't do without it!

When you fall asleep after a big lunch you're really just saving up energy to work off all the calories later on.

A rainy day is like a lovely gift -- you can sleep late and not feel guilty.