When you fall asleep after a big lunch you're really just saving up energy to work off all the calories later on.

A massage is just like a movie, really relaxing and a total escape, except in a massage you're the star. And you don't miss anything by falling asleep!

When you fall asleep after a big lunch you're really just saving up energy to work off all the calories later on.

Does breakfast in bed count as a morning workout?

A rainy day is like a lovely gift -- you can sleep late and not feel guilty.

It's better to oversleep and miss the boat than get up early and sink.

I'm not particularly keen on pity. Pity takes something away from grief. People think they're sharing it, but really they're just taking some. I prefer to keep my grief intact.