Charity groped for the phone, coming up with it at last and croaking "hello" in a voice that sounded exactly like a bullfrog's mating call. Which made a kind of twisted sense - last night she'd been hunting for a mate as well.
A rainy day is like a lovely gift -- you can sleep late and not feel guilty.
Why does getting ahead always have to involve getting up early?
Does breakfast in bed count as a morning workout?
Holidays were invented so single women could overeat without feeling guilty.
Laughter is just like champagne -- only without the headache afterwards.