When you fall asleep after a big lunch you're really just saving up energy to work off all the calories later on.
It's better to oversleep and miss the boat than get up early and sink.
I think best in a hot bath, with my head tilted back and my feet up high.
I'm not lazy. I'm just really gifted, only instead of being good at music or math I'm good at sleeping late.
Laughter is just like champagne -- only without the headache afterwards.
For a single girl in London, luck isn't always a glass slipper that fits. Sometimes luck is a splash of mud from a passing bus.