Why does getting ahead always have to involve getting up early?
It's not a luxury if you can't do without it!
A massage is just like a movie, really relaxing and a total escape, except in a massage you're the star. And you don't miss anything by falling asleep!
I have lived my life in the slipstream of experience
I think best in a hot bath, with my head tilted back and my feet up high.
Holidays were invented so single women could overeat without feeling guilty.