Why does getting ahead always have to involve getting up early?
It's better to oversleep and miss the boat than get up early and sink.
A massage is just like a movie, really relaxing and a total escape, except in a massage you're the star. And you don't miss anything by falling asleep!
Sex is like petrol. It's a galvaniser, a wonderful fuel for starting a relationship.
Laughter is just like champagne -- only without the headache afterwards.
You can't run from feelings, Charity. You have to face them. Otherwise your future will look just like your past.