I think people need to laugh everyday. Whether the economy is good or bad, I think the most important thing is to laugh and to feel positive, if you are laughing at something positive. But if you are laughing at mean jokes then it's a wash.

So, I bought a new CD and I was trying to get it open but couldn't with all the layers... I mean plastic and then tape, and the tape is like government tape. It says 'open here.' Is that sarcasm?

Do we have to know who's gay and who's straight? Can't we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive?

I don't understand the sizes anymore. There's a size zero, which I didn't even know that they had. It must stand for: 'Ohhh my God, you're thin.'

I think there's too much mult-tasking going on. I think people need to quiet down and focus and be still more.

Why can't rappers just say nice things? Like I wanna take your clothes off and hang them up in the closet real nice.

You know that song that asks, "Why do fools fall in love?"? I think the obvious answer is because they're fools.