I feel like I have a hangover, without all the happy memories and mystery bruises.

I'm a fan of people getting together.

You talk to some people who are opposed to same sex marriage, and they'll say, 'If we allow that, what's next? Will people want to marry animals?'...You have to wonder about people who go straight to that idea --- and they think WE'RE weird!

Have you ever thought about toothpaste? Ellen has! And she makes a point about all of the types of toothpaste that Colgate offers!

I wanted to have money; I wanted to be special; I wanted people to like me; I wanted to be famous.

I think people need to laugh everyday. Whether the economy is good or bad, I think the most important thing is to laugh and to feel positive, if you are laughing at something positive. But if you are laughing at mean jokes then it's a wash.

My hair is always at its best in New York. I don't know what's in the water. It could be mousse.