I feel like I have a hangover, without all the happy memories and mystery bruises.

Now,I'm no scientist,but I know what endorphins are. They're tiny little magical elves that swim through your blood stream and tell funny jokes to each other. When they reach your brain,you hear what they're saying and that boosts your health and happiness. "Knock Knock... Who's There?.. Little endorphin... Little endorphin who?... Little Endorphin Annie." And then the endorphins laugh and then you laugh. See? Its Science.

When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when you fail, and both are equally important.

Gratitude is looking on the brighter side of the life, even if it means hurting your eyes.

The world is filled with negativity. I want people to watch me and think, “I feel good, and I’m going to make somebody else feel good today.

Haiku sounds like I'm Saying hi to someone named Ku. Hi, Ku. Hello.

I always worry when someone's a good golfer. It's like you shouldn't have time to be good at anything. You should just be a politician and you shouldn't have time to practice golf.