We put the wrong emphasis on what beauty is and what health is. Health is being vibrant and having energy and being happy.

You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled.

I care passionately about equal rights [and] animal rights.

In the 80's we had high, high, waisted pants, that if they came up any higher they'd have to go up another size, if you know what I mean.

Penguins mate for life. Which doesn't really surprise me, because they all look exactly alike. It's not like they're gonna meet a better-looking penguin someday.

It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.

We use only 10% of our brains... Imagine how smart we would be if we used the other 60%!