I cannot believe they haven't yet come up with a better screening process than the mammogram. If a man had to put his special parts inside a clamp to test him for anything, I think they would come up with a new plan before the doctor finished saying, "Put that thing there so I can crush it.

No one is perfect, except for Penélope Cruz.

The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy for yourself and yourself.

I hate having to do small talk. I'd rather talk about deep subjects. I'd rather talk about meditation, or the world, or the trees or animals, than small, inane, you know, banter.

I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping?

When life gives you lemons....they could really be oranges.

I would love for the world to be happier.