There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything.

My life is perfect even when it's not.

I think gender plays a part in most things, but I don't know how it would be different because I've never been a man. And my fame is different from Nicole Kidman's or Sharon Stone's. I think everybody's fame is different.

It's failure that gives you the proper perspective on success.

Do we have to know who's gay and who's straight? Can't we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive?

I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. Ellen DeGeneres.

There are people out there hiding all kinds of things. People who have all this success and all this fame and all this money, and yet there are secrets that they think if we found out about, it would be over for them. And it's a horrible way to live whether you're famous or not.