There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything.

I personally like being unique. I like being my own person with my own style and my own opinions and my own toothbrush.

I put a basketball in front of George Clooney's door and sprayed it with supermodel perfume to lure him out.

The problem with labels is that they lead to stereotypes and stereotypes lead to generalizations and generalizations lead to assumptions and assumptions lead back to stereotypes. It’s a vicious cycle, and after you go around and around a bunch of times you end up believing that all vegans only eat cabbage and all gay people love musicals.

You say you're sick and tired of hearing about me? I've got news for you: I'M sick and tired of hearing about me.

It's just, you can get very complacent if you do the same thing all the time and especially the comedian, it gives me you know different things to react to and respond to, and it stimulates me.

Usually, I wear tennis shoes because my feet are flat, and it hurts to wear anything other than shoes that are cushiony.