I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping?
Ellen DeGeneresI'm sure there's somebody out there who doesn't like Betty White because she's short and has white hair.
Ellen DeGeneresAll we have is here and now. That's why procrastination feels so right. Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution.
Ellen DeGeneresSomething big happened over the weekend. Something that affects everybody, all over the world. George Clooney got married.
Ellen DeGeneres