First of all, I don't think they have to go that high. That is not necessary, to be that high in the air. I think they're showing off, those pilots. I think we could just go really fast just a few feet off the ground. Just high enough to miss the animals.

I've always said, I like my coffee like I like my men... I don't drink coffee.

When the message out there is so horrible that, to be gay, you can get killed for it... we need to change the message!!

There are people who study germs. I believe they are called Germans

Procrastinate now, don't put it off.

What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your dikk is hanging out.

It must be around forty, when you're "over the hill." I don't even know what that means and why it's a bad thing. When I go hiking and I get over the hill, that means I'm past the hard part and there's a snack in my future. That's a good thing as far as I'm concerned.