All we have is here and now. That's why procrastination feels so right. Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution.

Now airlines charge for everything... If the oxygen mask drops, you have to swipe your credit card to start the flow of the oxygen.

Procrastination is not the problem. It is the solution. Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.

Some of the most devastating things that happen to you will teach you the most

You just have to keep driving down the road. It's going to bend and curve and you'll speed up and slow down, but the road keeps going.

If you want to test cosmetics, why do it on some poor animal who hasn't done anything? They should use prisoners who have been convicted of murder or rape instead. So, rather than seeing if perfume irritates a bunny rabbit's eyes, they should throw it in Charles Manson's eyes and ask him if it hurts.

Actually this is really funny - one time she accidentally forgot to leave a note and I had no idea she had even moved. I was living in the house with a beautiful Mexican family for three months before I realized they weren't my cousins visiting from out of town. They were so nice. They called me "Quien es, quien es," which I thought was a beautiful name.