Something big happened over the weekend. Something that affects everybody, all over the world. George Clooney got married.

You're gonna be ok, dum de dum dum dum, just dance.

If we lose our phones, we lose our phone books. You don't memorize numbers anymore.

Some of the most devastating things that happen to you will teach you the most

The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble.

Way, way back in the day, like in the 1990s, if you wanted to tell everyone you ate waffles for breakfast, you couldn’t just go on the Internet and tweet it out. There was only one way to do it. You had to go outside and scream at the top of your lungs, 'I ate waffles for breakfast!' That’s why so many people ended up in institutions. They seemed crazy, but when you think about it, they were just ahead of their time.

So be who you really are. Embrace who you are. Literally. Hug yourself. Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.