Quick decision makers are often stuck behind annoying people in line at Starbucks.

The good psychic would pick up the phone before it rang. Of course it is possible there was noone on the other line. Once she said "God Bless you" I said, "I didn't sneeze" She looked deep into my eyes and said, "You will, eventually." And damn it if she wasn't right. Two days later I sneezed.

People give me such a hard time because I don't wear dresses. What's that got to do with anything?

One time I actually cleaned out my closet so good I ended up on the cover of Time magazine.

Beauty is not between a size 0 and a size 8. It's not a number at all.

I put a basketball in front of George Clooney's door and sprayed it with supermodel perfume to lure him out.

I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.