The world is filled with negativity. I want people to watch me and think, āI feel good, and Iām going to make somebody else feel good today.
Ellen DeGeneresA circus! 100 clowns of injustice have climbed out of the tiny clown car of this court room.
Ellen DeGeneresActually this is really funny - one time she accidentally forgot to leave a note and I had no idea she had even moved. I was living in the house with a beautiful Mexican family for three months before I realized they weren't my cousins visiting from out of town. They were so nice. They called me "Quien es, quien es," which I thought was a beautiful name.
Ellen DeGeneresAsking who's the 'man' and who's the 'woman' in a same-sex relationship is like asking which chopstick is the fork.
Ellen DeGeneresI look at anything in nature and how things work - the stars, the pyramids - and I can't imagine that there's not some kind of design to it all. There's got to be something big that we don't understand. I do believe in Jesus. I believe in being good to one another. Life is about spending our time here contributing and not taking away. That's my faith.
Ellen DeGeneres