Haters are my motivators

You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled.

Who needs sleep? I laugh in the face of sleep!

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything.

Really, he called me that? Ellen DeGenerate? I've been getting that since fourth grade. I guess I'm happy I could give him work.

Procrastination is not the problem. It is the solution. Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.

And the bottom line is we are who we are-we look a certain way, we talk a certain way, we walk a certain way. I strut because I’m a supermodel, and sometimes I gallop for fun. When we learn to accept that, other people learn to accept us. So be who you really are. Embrace who you are. Literally. Hug yourself. Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.