If we don’t want to define ourselves by things as superficial as our appearances, we’re stuck with the revolting alternative of being judged by our actions.

I think beauty comes from actually knowing who you are. That's real beauty to me.

That woman in the shampoo commercial - she's happy. She's... she's too happy.

The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble.

The way I see it... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your brain should probably be in on it too.

I was in yoga the other day. I was in full lotus position. My chakras were all aligned. My mind is cleared of all clatter and I'm looking out of my third eye and everything that I'm supposed to be doing. It's amazing what comes up, when you sit in that silence. "Mama keeps whites bright like the sunlight, Mama's got the magic of Clorox 2."

Beauty isn’t between a size zero and a size eight, it is not a number at all. It is not physical.