Now,I'm no scientist,but I know what endorphins are. They're tiny little magical elves that swim through your blood stream and tell funny jokes to each other. When they reach your brain,you hear what they're saying and that boosts your health and happiness. "Knock Knock... Who's There?.. Little endorphin... Little endorphin who?... Little Endorphin Annie." And then the endorphins laugh and then you laugh. See? Its Science.
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Ellen DeGeneresI think we need more love in the world. We need more kindness, more compassion, more joy, more laughter. I definitely want to contribute to that.
Ellen DeGeneresSometimes something being taken away from you is exactly what you need to take a look at yourself.
Ellen DeGeneresYou know that song that asks, "Why do fools fall in love?"? I think the obvious answer is because they're fools.
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