Now,I'm no scientist,but I know what endorphins are. They're tiny little magical elves that swim through your blood stream and tell funny jokes to each other. When they reach your brain,you hear what they're saying and that boosts your health and happiness. "Knock Knock... Who's There?.. Little endorphin... Little endorphin who?... Little Endorphin Annie." And then the endorphins laugh and then you laugh. See? Its Science.

Did you ever feel like the whole world was going to a party and your invitation got lost in the mail?

My hair is always at its best in New York. I don't know what's in the water. It could be mousse.

No, we can't be friends. You're my mom. You're what i talk to my friends about.

Never follow anyone else's path, unless you're in the woods and you're lost.

I've learned 2 things about tv. It's always easier with vodka & SOME OF THE BEST SINGERS ARE FROM THE PHILIPPINES

It always helps to think about other people instead of ourselves.