When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when you fail, and both are equally important.

I care passionately about equal rights [and] animal rights.

There are people who study germs. I believe they are called Germans

I feel like I have a hangover, without all the happy memories and mystery bruises.

I would love for the world to be happier.

I don't know who had the bright idea of teaching pneumonia how to walk, but I'd like to find that dunderhead before he decides he wants to teach it how to drive.

Have you seen the deer heads on the walls of bars, the ones wearing party hats, sunglasses and streamers? I feel sorry for them because obviously they were at a party having a good time.