You know that song that asks, "Why do fools fall in love?"? I think the obvious answer is because they're fools.

Why can't rappers just say nice things? Like I wanna take your clothes off and hang them up in the closet real nice.

That's what life is all about. There's a lot of crying. So you'd better cry now and get used to it.

Life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy by yourself and for yourself. Happiness comes from within. You have the power to change your own mindset so that all the negative, horrible thoughts that try to invade your psyche are replaced with happy, positive, wonderful thoughts.

I don't understand the sizes anymore. There's a size zero, which I didn't even know that they had. It must stand for: 'Ohhh my God, you're thin.'

Leaning forward in your chair when someone is trying to squeeze behind you isn't enough. You also have to move the chair.

You know how you always expect someone to think the same as you and then your like, really shocked when they don't? Like when it's a cold day and you turn to the person next to you and say, 'Its so cold, aren't you cold?' and then they say 'no.' It's kinda like, 'what, are you a communist?'