Have you seen the deer heads on the walls of bars, the ones wearing party hats, sunglasses and streamers? I feel sorry for them because obviously they were at a party having a good time.

Beauty is not between a size 0 and a size 8. It's not a number at all.

Asking who's the 'man' and who's the 'woman' in a same-sex relationship is like asking which chopstick is the fork.

You say you're sick and tired of hearing about me? I've got news for you: I'M sick and tired of hearing about me.

We use only 10% of our brains... Imagine how smart we would be if we used the other 60%!

I care passionately about equal rights [and] animal rights.

I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon.