The most important thing in your life is to live your life with integrity and to not give in to peer pressure to try to be something that you're not.

For some reason, we can't just enjoy somebody else's success. Somehow, that's going to affect us. If they have more, then I have less - and I don't know why.

What goes up must come down, which is why I don't wear tube tops.

Human beings only use ten percent of their brains. Ten percent! Can you imagine how much we could accomplish if we used the other sixty percent?

Take a nap in a fireplace and you'll sleep like a log.

You're never too old to play. You're only too old for low-rise jeans.

My dog of 17 years just died. Oh you're kidding?... Noooo... as funny as that is, I'm not