That's what life is all about. There's a lot of crying. So you'd better cry now and get used to it.
Ellen DeGeneresI cannot imagine not going home to animals. They are the closest thing to God. They don't harbour resentment.
Ellen DeGeneresDon't you hate when people are late to work. And they always have the worst excuses. "Oh, I'm sorry I'm late, traffic." "Traffic, huh? How do you think I got here; helicoptered in!?"
Ellen DeGeneresI hate having to do small talk. I'd rather talk about deep subjects. I'd rather talk about meditation, or the world, or the trees or animals, than small, inane, you know, banter.
Ellen DeGeneres