Never follow anyone else's path, unless you're in the woods and you're lost.

Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.

You're never too old to play. You're only too old for low-rise jeans.

Really, he called me that? Ellen DeGenerate? I've been getting that since fourth grade. I guess I'm happy I could give him work.

It was so important for me to lose everything, because I found out what the most important thing is, which is to be true to yourself.

You just have to keep driving down the road. It's going to bend and curve and you'll speed up and slow down, but the road keeps going.

Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink.