There are all sorts of books offering advice on how to deal with life-threatening situations, but where's the advice on dealing with embarrassing ones?
Ellen DeGeneresAbove all, I strive to be the best I can - to be better than I was yesterday and better tomorrow.
Ellen DeGeneresMy dog of 17 years just died. Oh you're kidding?... Noooo... as funny as that is, I'm not
Ellen DeGeneres