There are all sorts of books offering advice on how to deal with life-threatening situations, but where's the advice on dealing with embarrassing ones?

The way I see it... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your brain should probably be in on it too.

One rough patch is not the big picture.

Something big happened over the weekend. Something that affects everybody, all over the world. George Clooney got married.

Do we have to know who's gay and who's straight? Can't we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive?

Then you have these people in the movie theaters that talk the whole time during the movie. You ever go with somebody like that to a movie but you don't realize until you get there that you're with somebody like that? Brand new movie. First day it's open. You're there together and the entire time they're sitting there: Where's she going? Why'd he do that? Is he mad at her? I don't know, let's watch and find out together shall we? You know who you are. You're denying it right now: I do not do that. Why is she saying that?. What's she gonna say next?

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything.