When your heart is broken, when your heart has cracks in it, it lets the light in.

I think gender plays a part in most things, but I don't know how it would be different because I've never been a man. And my fame is different from Nicole Kidman's or Sharon Stone's. I think everybody's fame is different.

Baloney is just salami with an inferiority complex.

I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. Its been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh..and watch TV. And get a bone density test. And uh.. try to figure out what my phone number spells in words.

No, we can't be friends. You're my mom. You're what i talk to my friends about.

Procrastination is not the problem. It is the solution. Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.

I love furniture. And I thought, why are we not seeing who's making the cool new coffee table and these new designs that come out?