I just want to find somebody special, somebody that I click with.

There are people who study germs. I believe they are called Germans

My dog of 17 years just died. Oh you're kidding?... Noooo... as funny as that is, I'm not

You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled.

You know how you always expect someone to think the same as you and then your like, really shocked when they don't? Like when it's a cold day and you turn to the person next to you and say, 'Its so cold, aren't you cold?' and then they say 'no.' It's kinda like, 'what, are you a communist?'

I don't consider myself an interviewer as much as an entertainer.

I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.