I just want to find somebody special, somebody that I click with.

That's what life is all about. There's a lot of crying. So you'd better cry now and get used to it.

My dog of 17 years just died. Oh you're kidding?... Noooo... as funny as that is, I'm not

I do it because I love animals and I saw the reality. And I just couldn't ignore it anymore. I'm healthier for it, I'm happier for it. I can't imagine that if you're putting something in your body that is filled with fear or anxiety or pain, that that isn't somehow going to be inside of you.

Start thinking positively. You will notice a difference. Instead of 'I think I'm a loser,' try 'I definitely am a loser.' Stop being wishy-washy about things! How much more of a loser can you be if you don't even know you are one? Either you are a loser or you are not. Which is it, stupid?

I'm a comedian, and I definitely see the humor in a lot of things. I am also sad a lot. I cry often and easily. I think you're supposed to feel all kinds of things.

Procrastination isn't the problem. It's the solution. It's the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.