We're just trying to find happiness in the bodies and minds we were given, like everyone else.
Ellen DeGeneresI didn't go to college at all, any college, and I'm not saying you wasted your time or money, but look at me, I'm a huge celebrity.
Ellen DeGeneresIt was so important for me to lose everything, because I found out what the most important thing is, which is to be true to yourself.
Ellen DeGeneresYou listen to any monologue on late-night TV or just in general, to people talking, and there's always a joke at someone's expense. It's sarcasm; it's nasty. Kids grow up hearing that, and they think that's what humor is, and they think it's OK. But that negativity permeates the entire planet.
Ellen DeGeneres