I personally like being unique. I like being my own person with my own style and my own opinions and my own toothbrush.

I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old-fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before.

That's what life is all about. There's a lot of crying. So you'd better cry now and get used to it.

The way I see it... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your brain should probably be in on it too.

I know that experts say you're more likely to get hurt crossing the street than you are flying, but that doesn't make me any less frightened of flying. If anything, it makes me more afraid of crossing the street.

Honestly, I would eat cardboard rather than go back to eating animals.

[Airline food] is the tiniest food I've ever seen in my entire life. Any kind of meat that you get - chicken, steak, anything - has grill marks on each side, like somehow we'll actually believe there's an open-flame grill in the front of the plane.