Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but itโs worse when you see them wearing dark glasses, having streamers around their necks and a hat on their antlers. Because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.
Ellen DeGeneresDo we have to know who's gay and who's straight? Can't we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive?
Ellen DeGeneresAbove all, I strive to be the best I can - to be better than I was yesterday and better tomorrow.
Ellen DeGeneresThe good psychic would pick up the phone before it rang. Of course it is possible there was noone on the other line. Once she said "God Bless you" I said, "I didn't sneeze" She looked deep into my eyes and said, "You will, eventually." And damn it if she wasn't right. Two days later I sneezed.
Ellen DeGeneres