I still get scared at night. Every tiny creak, every little noise, I open my eyes real wide and listen with them. Have you noticed that? When it’s dark and you can’t see a thing, you open your eyes really wide and glance back and force, like your eyes become your ears?

My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada.

A circus! 100 clowns of injustice have climbed out of the tiny clown car of this court room.

That's what life is all about. There's a lot of crying. So you'd better cry now and get used to it.

The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy for yourself and yourself.

I think people need to laugh everyday. Whether the economy is good or bad, I think the most important thing is to laugh and to feel positive, if you are laughing at something positive. But if you are laughing at mean jokes then it's a wash.

I won't have a hard time being brutally honest. But I won't be mean. You don't have to be mean to be honest.