I get my dance moves from just moving around and listening to music and not really worrying about if it's perfect or not.
Ellen DeGeneresI don't know who had the bright idea of teaching pneumonia how to walk, but I'd like to find that dunderhead before he decides he wants to teach it how to drive.
Ellen DeGeneresI have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!
Ellen DeGeneresDid you ever feel like the whole world was going to a party and your invitation got lost in the mail?
Ellen DeGeneres