I like to try new things because I get bored so easily.

Human beings only use ten percent of their brains. Ten percent! Can you imagine how much we could accomplish if we used the other sixty percent?

Portia and I have been married for 4 years and they have been the happiest of my life. And in those 4 years, I don't think we hurt anyone else's marriage. I asked all of my neighbors and they say they're fine

I was raised that you don't use something nice until there's someplace to go.

I think gender plays a part in most things, but I don't know how it would be different because I've never been a man. And my fame is different from Nicole Kidman's or Sharon Stone's. I think everybody's fame is different.

That's what life is all about. There's a lot of crying. So you'd better cry now and get used to it.

I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon.