It would be horrible to live with someone who didn't like the same things you like.

That's what life is all about. There's a lot of crying. So you'd better cry now and get used to it.

People give me such a hard time because I don't wear dresses. What's that got to do with anything?

There are people who study germs. I believe they are called Germans

Start thinking positively. You will notice a difference. Instead of 'I think I'm a loser,' try 'I definitely am a loser.' Stop being wishy-washy about things! How much more of a loser can you be if you don't even know you are one? Either you are a loser or you are not. Which is it, stupid?

I think gender plays a part in most things, but I don't know how it would be different because I've never been a man. And my fame is different from Nicole Kidman's or Sharon Stone's. I think everybody's fame is different.

You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled.