It would be horrible to live with someone who didn't like the same things you like.

I love furniture. And I thought, why are we not seeing who's making the cool new coffee table and these new designs that come out?

I don't understand the sizes anymore. There's a size zero, which I didn't even know that they had. It must stand for: 'Ohhh my God, you're thin.'

I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!

Baloney is just salami with an inferiority complex.

I know that experts say you're more likely to get hurt crossing the street than you are flying, but that doesn't make me any less frightened of flying. If anything, it makes me more afraid of crossing the street.

I'm sure there's somebody out there who doesn't like Betty White because she's short and has white hair.