Normally, I try not to pay attention to my haters, but this time I'd like to talk about it, because my haters are my motivators.

I'm just saying we can all work on our manners. We can say please and thank you. We can be punctual. We can just be nicer to one another. It's something we have in our power to do. It reminds me of that Margaret Mead quote: "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has.

I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. Ellen DeGeneres.

I don't think I remember my first memory.

Beauty is about being comfortable in your own skin. It's about knowing and accepting who you are.

Everybody always resolves to start exercising, but they never do. You know why ? Because it's January. Who wants to go jogging in the freezing cold ?

I've always said, I like my coffee like I like my men... I don't drink coffee.