Normally, I try not to pay attention to my haters, but this time I'd like to talk about it, because my haters are my motivators.

It feels good. Kinda like when you have to shut your computer down, just sometimes when it goes crazy, you just shut it down and when you turn it on, it's okay again. That's what meditation is to me.

I would rather be the good aunt who never says anything bad and lets the parents discipline the child.

I watch people's behavior and notice things. I think that's why I became a comedian. I notice how stupid the things we do are.

I had a really tough time for a few years. My show was gone. My phone wasn't ringing. There wasn't one job offer. And at that point, I thought I knew for sure that I wouldn't work in Hollywood again.

We can sit and worry about what's going to happen to us two weeks from now. I'd rather focus on the amazing things happening right in front of us.

It's failure that gives you the proper perspective on success.